Random things people said recently that I want to remember

from my livejournal...

"My grandpa called. He wants his briefcase back."

"On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being denial and 10 being in love, I am a 5 - open to possibilities."

"You act like you want to know what's going on in my life so you don't have to talk about yours."

"You always settle for way less than you deserve."