correspondence wednesday?

Wednesday, July 16, 2008 / Comments (6) / by elizabeth

ok, there's no such thing as correspondence wednesday, not on this blog at least. but it was the most clever thing i could come up with. without further ado (side note - what does ado mean? is that a word?):

dear old navy,
did you happen to fire every single one of your designers and hire some new, awesome ones? i don't think i've shopped at you (with the exception adding to my extensive collection of wife beaters) in several years. but now, old navy, how i love thee. i want everything in your herald square store. since i'm going to the beach this weekend i'm finding it difficult to spend too much money these days, but you and i? have a date next week.

inexpensive fashion rocks,
elizabeth

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dear stephenie meyer's publishers,
i don't think i can wait 2 weeks to read breaking dawn. could you just answer a few questions for me? i promise i'll still read the book. will bella become a vampire? will she choose edward? if so, will jacob find his soulmate? jacob DESERVES a soulmate. will it make me CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP like eclipse did? oh, the suspense....don't know if i can take it.

can't wait for august 2nd,
elizabeth

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dear ethiopia,
i can't wait to meet you.

because of Jesus,
elizabeth

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dear jersey shore,
i hear you calling my name. after one more day of work, i will be lounging on your warm sand (in a chair, with an umbrella, covered in sunscreen because at 27 i'm finally concerned about wrinkles and skin cancer). i'll bring the cute summer dresses and flip flops if you promise to provide me with three days of beautiful weather.

soon,
elizabeth

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dear best friend,
it's almost annual vacay time! and i can't WAIT to see you!

love,
elizabeth

6 comments:

sash @ July 16, 2008 at 5:23 PM

i love this one.

AK @ July 16, 2008 at 7:09 PM

haahaah. this style looks familiar. being a dork is FUN.

elizabeth @ July 17, 2008 at 12:08 AM

@sash: thank you!

@ak: it should, you might have invented it!

Anonymous @ July 17, 2008 at 2:36 PM

Dear Elizabeth,
It sounds like you are full of me. You're welcome.
Love,
Excitement

rachael @ July 18, 2008 at 11:17 PM

love the label... i do think you are funny. hope you are having fun at the beach!

Bethany @ July 21, 2008 at 4:12 PM

I hope you enjoyed the beach as much as I did. Here are my favorite memories....
-playing in the ocean (thanks for convincing me)
-sitting on the beach and reading
-the alarm clock (buaaa)
-the sunrise
-the Sea Bass...or was it Sea Glass?
-good conversations
-painful revelations
-the fashion show (or lack thereof)
-putt-putt
-our super nice front desk worker
-walking to another town
-your random acts of Jesus
Thanks for being my best friend! You are irreplaceable.