correspondence wednesday?

ok, there's no such thing as correspondence wednesday, not on this blog at least. but it was the most clever thing i could come up with. without further ado (side note - what does ado mean? is that a word?):

dear old navy,
did you happen to fire every single one of your designers and hire some new, awesome ones? i don't think i've shopped at you (with the exception adding to my extensive collection of wife beaters) in several years. but now, old navy, how i love thee. i want everything in your herald square store. since i'm going to the beach this weekend i'm finding it difficult to spend too much money these days, but you and i? have a date next week.

inexpensive fashion rocks,
elizabeth

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dear stephenie meyer's publishers,
i don't think i can wait 2 weeks to read breaking dawn. could you just answer a few questions for me? i promise i'll still read the book. will bella become a vampire? will she choose edward? if so, will jacob find his soulmate? jacob DESERVES a soulmate. will it make me CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP like eclipse did? oh, the suspense....don't know if i can take it.

can't wait for august 2nd,
elizabeth

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dear ethiopia,
i can't wait to meet you.

because of Jesus,
elizabeth

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dear jersey shore,
i hear you calling my name. after one more day of work, i will be lounging on your warm sand (in a chair, with an umbrella, covered in sunscreen because at 27 i'm finally concerned about wrinkles and skin cancer). i'll bring the cute summer dresses and flip flops if you promise to provide me with three days of beautiful weather.

soon,
elizabeth

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dear best friend,
it's almost annual vacay time! and i can't WAIT to see you!

love,
elizabeth